Crisis on the Horizon
BBC, the Banal Bastards Corporation, has released the following piece of filth on their website:
Reader discretion advised
How dare they talk about this tragic business as if it were a mere nuisance! Notice the quotation marks in the title 'confirm'. They clearly have absolutely no idea what they are talking about.
How can we stay oblivious to this crisis that is slowly engulfing the entire (un)civilised Multiverse!
One aspect has been completely forgotten from the Bird Flew - phenomenon. That is, the Birds - all those poor creatures, who have been unjustly sentenced to unnecessary death. Have the birds intentionally set out to harm us? No. Have they calmly accepted that their purpose in life is to end up in our spit-gaping jaws? Yes. And now we are vile enough to take away their only Meaning of Life, (27), simple to satisfy our purely selfish considerations.
What is more, Iraq is a country of vicious barbarian terrorists, who resist Freedom at all costs. Our American soulmates set out to a Noble mission: to Free these primitives from their Unnatural, Life-destroying ways. To protect Existence itself. And now the Existence of these helpless Birds is ruthlessly undermined. We can but ask ourselves: Are the lives of these birds less valuable than those of the Barbarians?
Birds have given Man a great deal. Without Birds, there would be no spectacular films like 'One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest', 'Duck Spoof' or 'To Cull a Mocking Bird'. Let's face it, without Birds, no-one would even have thought of inventing an airplane! How would you escape H5N1 to the North Pole without an airplane? Everyone knows ships can't sail through ice... doh.
I reach out to all you Morally Righteous Souls: Save the Birds! Do all that you must. Be brave and May the Farce be With You...
(If you are unsure of how you can contribute, just dress yourself into a Chicken suit, trod along streets and Scream as hard as you can cackle: 'Medical care for the H5N1-infected Birds!!!' This should get your voice noticed. Difficult times call for drastic measures.)
Reader discretion advised
How dare they talk about this tragic business as if it were a mere nuisance! Notice the quotation marks in the title 'confirm'. They clearly have absolutely no idea what they are talking about.
How can we stay oblivious to this crisis that is slowly engulfing the entire (un)civilised Multiverse!
One aspect has been completely forgotten from the Bird Flew - phenomenon. That is, the Birds - all those poor creatures, who have been unjustly sentenced to unnecessary death. Have the birds intentionally set out to harm us? No. Have they calmly accepted that their purpose in life is to end up in our spit-gaping jaws? Yes. And now we are vile enough to take away their only Meaning of Life, (27), simple to satisfy our purely selfish considerations.
What is more, Iraq is a country of vicious barbarian terrorists, who resist Freedom at all costs. Our American soulmates set out to a Noble mission: to Free these primitives from their Unnatural, Life-destroying ways. To protect Existence itself. And now the Existence of these helpless Birds is ruthlessly undermined. We can but ask ourselves: Are the lives of these birds less valuable than those of the Barbarians?
Birds have given Man a great deal. Without Birds, there would be no spectacular films like 'One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest', 'Duck Spoof' or 'To Cull a Mocking Bird'. Let's face it, without Birds, no-one would even have thought of inventing an airplane! How would you escape H5N1 to the North Pole without an airplane? Everyone knows ships can't sail through ice... doh.
I reach out to all you Morally Righteous Souls: Save the Birds! Do all that you must. Be brave and May the Farce be With You...
(If you are unsure of how you can contribute, just dress yourself into a Chicken suit, trod along streets and Scream as hard as you can cackle: 'Medical care for the H5N1-infected Birds!!!' This should get your voice noticed. Difficult times call for drastic measures.)
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